I know you can see me

'Cause I can see you, too

Yeah, I'm planning my greeting

To say it succinctly to you

'Cause right now, the distance is too great

To give you an awkward nod and wave

Don't wanna look in your eyes

'Cause I might just fall in love (Or it could start a fight)

Those are the only two outcomes of eye contact

We're walking down the same street

Got fifty feet to overanalyze

A conversation that is always like:

"Heup! How's it going?"

"Pretty-- Pretty good! And yourself?"

"Pretty-- Pretty good here, too!"

"Then I guess we're both doing pretty good!"

"That's cr- That's cr- That's crazy. Alright... Are we--?"

"Well you have a good day."

"You too! You have a good day, too."

"Alright, thank you, I'm just gonna keep walking this way."

"And I'm gonna keep walking that-a-way."

"And I guess the conversation is over!"

"Ha-ha! You better believe it. Hey, take it easy, man, alright?"

"I-- I can't-- I'm too-- I can't hear what you're saying! You're too far away!"

"I'm just gonna keep-- I'm gonna keep walking. I'm gonna keep going, man--"

"Just-- Just end the conversation!"

"What?"

"We're too far away to be talking, still!"

"Ha-ha-ha! You said it, man! Alright!"

"You take care--"

"That's the way the cookie crumbles!"

"I'm ju-- I'm just going to ignore you! Bye!"