Well Whiskey

Well, whiskey, quit looking at me

Like you know I'm sitting, thinking 'bout someone I shouldn't be

Well, whiskey, don't do it again

Don't you tell me you can help me when we know you ain't my friend

You're down there on that bottom shelf

And when I'm as low as you

You and I don't mix too well, whiskey

You'll tell me to call her

Wake her up at 2:00 a.m.

I'll tell her I'm sorry

And she'll hang up on me again

Your 2-for-1's ain't good for me

My heart's too broke to drink that cheap

It only hurts like hell

I know it all too well, whiskey

Well, whiskey, maybe a shot

I just came here for a couple of beers, but they won't do the job

And from here it's all downhill

If I know you and me

No, it never turns out well, whiskey

You'll tell me to call her

Wake her up at 2:00 a.m.

I'll tell her I'm sorry

And she'll hang up on me again

Your 2-for-1's ain't good for me

My heart's too broke to drink that cheap

It only hurts like hell

I know it all too well, whiskey

Oh, I know it all too well

Problem is all of this started with you

Blame it on getting drunk on the wrong shelf

Bottom of the bottle as the cold, hard proof

I should be giving up, well

Problem is all of this started with you

Who am I kidding? I'm kidding myself

Bottom of the bottle as the cold, hard proof

I should be giving up, well, whiskey

Well, whiskey, yeah-yeah

You'll tell me to call her

Wake her up at 2:00 a.m.

I'll tell her I'm sorry

And she'll hang up on me again

Your 2-for-1's ain't good for me

My heart's too broke to drink that cheap

It only hurts like hell

I know it all too well, whiskey

Problem is all of this started with you

Who am I kidding? I'm kidding myself

Oh, I know it all too well

Bottom of the bottle as the cold, hard proof

Well, whiskey

You did it again