Varnishing

It was the last pores dripping full on

You know we're raging in the omniverse

The hola ladies gonna teach you to mop

Cos yr a full cum shedder!

HEY! The average size fits all in my cup

It's why I didn't stop drinking!

There must be nothing else holding you up.

Try years of forward free thinking!

I cry the avalanche now Teeter on varnishing

But leave it over to the weeds

They catch me brandishing

Hours on youtube cut into life...

We cried for hours at the end of that film

We didn't know what we were seeing

Shazam the next shit song that is on

I bet it wasn't worth hearing

I walked the map of Skibbereen

It was a mission and a half

The fortress begged me to break in.

But I'm a gentle person

Praise unto you my love fool my guru in plural, what?

A beast by any other name is just not the same

We are the blaze the blaze!

And we sick fire into young mouths!

Dictate the laze the laze

By making me a fuckwit