New Year's Tango

Max, you've pulled the stops out

It looks like gala night aboard SS Titanic

Will we play spot the actor as if

We're visiting a gallery of waxworks?

Would you rather I mix for you a dry martini

Or shall I open the champagne?

Max, don't be evasive

Who she invited to the ball?

Madame herself made every call

Happy New Year!

You do look absolutely divine

Well, thank you

I had these tiles put in, you know

Because Valentino said to me

"It takes tiles to tango"

Come on

No. No no no no no no no no

Not on the same floor as Rudy Valentino

Oh just follow me