Beauty Queen

She's hot then she's cold

Highest bidder got her sold

Flushed but she'll fold

Ya know she's just doin' what she's told

And all the little things

Tiny tally marks

She's just waiting in the dark

Hibernation state

Waiting for a spark

She's only got a hammer in her tool shed

But everything looks like a screw's head

Mirror, mirror on the ground

Lord, look who's in pieces now

And all the little things

Tiny tally marks

She's just waiting in the dark

Hibernation state

Waiting for a spark

Hey, beauty queen

Learn to keep your nose clean

Don't ya settle on someone else's dream

Hey, beauty queen

I know it's never really what it seems

But I think you're busting at the seams

Oh, the world's not enough

But you can't stop, won't stop now

Will you, beauty queen?

You're depressed in paradise

Busy checkin' unicorns for lice

Her noose is less than loose

Made of lace and trimmed in gold

And all the little things

Little tally marks

She's just awaiting in the dark

Hibernation state

Waiting for a spark

Oh, beauty queen

Learn to keep your nose clean

Don't settle on someone else's dream

Hey, beauty queen

No, it's never really what it seems

But I think you're busting at the seams

Oh, the world's not enough

But you can't stop, won't stop now

Will you, beauty queen?

Will you, beauty queen?

Will you, beauty queen?