Heartbreak Autobahn

If I rolled at a Detroit roller disco fiddled in a Cajun band

won at cut throat Karaoke, If I had an insurance plan

If I had an insurance plan

I might've been tongue tied in a tuxedo, debriefed in a minivan

Half as tall as a full grown Danny Devito, I might’ve fit in a duffle bag

I might’ve fit in a duffle bag

If I raced would you take me as I am

I’m out of place on the Heartbreak Autobahn

I might’ve been bucked off at a Rodeo - 4 short of a 12 step plan

Been my own Japanese cult super hero slayin Dragons like Ultra Man

I was blinded by your C- Kompressor You deafened me when that thing went BANG

Mind blown like a Mad Professor

Thomas Dolby would understand

Thomas Dolby would understand

Thomas Dolby would understand

If I raced would you take me as I am

I’m out of place on the Heartbreak Autobahn