Tequila Beer and Rum

She can dance, let me tell ya, she can dance

No, she wasn't no ballerina, the way she shook it around

And I was just about to make my move, but

When I turned around she was gone

She packed it up and took it on the run

Lookin' for some trouble and some fun

With her three bad friends, tequila, beer and rum

What a smile, lemme tell ya, oh, what a smile

She wasn't no Mona Lisa, oh, but don't get me wrong

I was headin' for the bar to get her a drink

When I turned around, girl was gone

She packed it up and took it on the run

Lookin' for some trouble and some fun

With her three bad friends, tequila, beer and rum

Oh, my, my, justa look at that girl go by

She's drinking 'bout half these guys under the table, yeah

Oh, no no- I thought these boys would know

You don't mix Don Julio up with The Captain

Don't let it happen

She slammed her drink, turned around and split

Her and her three bad friends, dirty blond, hot red and sweet brunette

Ho-ho-ho

Ho-ho-ho

They were painting the town together

Hopping from bar to bar

I tried my best to track her down

But every time I turned around she was gone, yeah

'Cause she packed it up and took it on the run

Headin' for some trouble and some fun

With her three bad friends, tequila, beer and rum

Oh, her and her three bad friends, tequila, beer and rum

She was partying with three bad friends, tequila, beer and rum