Landslide, Landscape, Landmine

Yo, uh, yeah, uh

Seven tenths of my beats are bad ass my neighbors

That bad an average'll make me a hall of famer

Had the same haircut since I was a fourth grader

Shoot a Diddy video inside of a cheese grater

Cremade me into a record, then sample it

Teammates open, but I'm over here scramblin'

'04 Madden, Mike Vick, if you're gamblin'

Bet on me leavin' the defense in the ambulance

Ramblin', on the mic like I'm Joe Rogan

I live in Jersey City, due south of Hoboken

No smokin' in the studio, so I brought an edible

Let's bring back mids, my condition's not medical

Ethical consumption? In this economy?

Life's velocity cramps many philosophies

Tall tales pawned off as nonfiction

I'm squintin' to read the labels, guessin' to make decisions

Yeah, but I'm not the one trippin', am I?

Yo, I'm not the one trippin', am I?

It's so rare to be right by a landslide

The landscape's full of landmines, uh

Yeah, but I'm not the one trippin', am I?

Yo, I'm not the one trippin', am I?

It's so rare to be right by a landslide

The landscape's full of landmines, yo

We're in a Rorschach, Zap Bruder scene

The hubris of translatin' ambiguity

Over and over all day to make it make sense

The only option is make pretend and pay rent

How are we meant to move in absolute certainty?

I'm in a bathroom jazz flute, Ron Burgundy

Herculean effort not to end up Icarus

Even the hardest rappers are a little bit ticklish

Infinite amount of impetuses for an action

Equal count of interpretations of what happened

On and on in circles, it's all Rashomon

Or Mandela, select your phenomenon

Confusion in the human mind

Casts a shadow so long it's impossible to scrutinize

But you and I, we're not like the rest

We can call a spade a spade without seein' the full deck, yes

But I'm not the one trippin', am I?

Yo, I'm not the one trippin', am I?

It's so rare to be right by a landslide

The landscape's full of landmines, uh

Yeah, but I'm not the one trippin', am I?

Yo, I'm not the one trippin', am I?

It's so rare to be right by a landslide

The landscape's full of landmines

On the first day, they invited all the neighbors

To come to a gala pancake party

Soon word got around

And people came from miles and miles

The pancakes were a huge success