Christmas Chevrolet (Jingle Bells)

Dashing through the snow, in this ole Chevrolet

Through the streets we roll, Christmas lights along the way

Tree strapped to the top, looks like a burrito

Feliz Navidad, this year I won't complain about the needles

Or the the buckets of presents that grandparents bring

We'll show them goodwill, give them to goodwill when they leave

All the family will be there, even that odd uncle

We'll pour a little whiskey, and not get political

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh

Evergreen pines, Rockefeller Center,

Guaraldis on the speakers, it don't get no better

It'd be pretty nice, if it got a little snow

Grease up that baking sheet, babe, see if it'll go

That elf will be somewhere, still a little creepy

Either White Christmas or Yule Logs be playing on the TV

The children will be laughing when Santa's in the sleigh

Little faith like a child, never got in nobody's way

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride in one old Chevrolet

Dashing through the snow, this ole Chevrolet

Through the streets we roll, Christmas lights mark the way

Dashing through the snow, in this ole Chevrolet

Through the streets we roll, Christmas lights mark the way