Where Did All my Fellas Go...?

Santa hands me a present

I open it, and suddenly he is gone

And in the present box there is a single fly

As Santa drinks his delicious Little Caesars crust

Oh

Santa goes to McDonalds

And he orders a drink

A large, cold soda

And a french fry chip

But the waiter tells him they don't serve to old ass men

And Santa oh began to cry

And the elves do not, do not like that

And they raided the McDonalds CEO

And Santas stroop cut off his balls

And they mail his balls in a package

Where did all my **** go?

Where did all my... **** go?

I look around and they are dust

Where did all my **** go? ok

And suddenly all the black kids disappear

I look around and they have all turned to dust

Their present boxes are all filled with coal

Coal

Crust