Two Broke Biddies in a Caravan Park

They were two broke biddies gettin’ litty titty litty titty on a Saturday night

They were two broke biddies gettin’ litty titty litty titty on a Saturday night

Well I’ll tell you bout a girl and her name was Claire

Could barely keep it in her underwear

Always wet like a whale in her pubic hair

Litty titty on a Saturday night

She met Katie they become best friends

Wanderin’ round the van park looking for men

And I think we all know how the story ends

Litty titty on a Saturday night

They were two broke biddies gettin’ litty titty litty titty on a Saturday night

They were two broke biddies gettin’ litty titty litty titty on a Saturday night

Now Claire had big ones Katie’s were small

But the men that they met didn’t mind at all

They would rooty toot toot til the break of down

Litty titty on a Saturday night

Reverse cowgirl and a sixty nine

Hey I’ll suck yours if you suck mine

Yeah they had more pricks than a porcupine

Litty titty on a Saturday night

They were two broke biddies gettin’ litty titty litty titty on a Saturday night

They were two broke biddies gettin’ litty titty litty titty on a Saturday night

Well the season wound down came to an end

There was no more scope for one night stands

So they had to take matters into their own hands

Litty titty on a Saturday night

They were two broke biddies flicking their clitties litty titty on a Saturday night

They were two broke biddies scissoring slitties litty titty on a Saturday night

They were two broke biddies gettin’ litty titty litty titty on a Saturday night

There were two broke biddies gettin’ litty titty litty titty on a Saturday night