We were young and we were restless

And we were always on the guestlist

Still flat-chested and we still had dicks

Back before a sex machine existed

Then one day you pulled a 180

I said, dude, you look just like a lady

But I must confess, you sure look good with breasts

So I followed suit and I put on a dress

We had visions of the roaring 2020s

No depressions, premonitions of a world without money

Yeah, we pinched high heels from JC Penney's

Can you sympathize? Finding our size was never easy

We stole designer skirts and then returned 'em

We stuffed our bras before we burned 'em

And we sensed an end to our feminine era

As we painted on mustaches with our mascara

MTFTM

Boy to girl and back again

Endless transition till the end

Oh diamond dog, you're my best friend

At various points we went under the knife

I got a boob job, you got your own vessel of life

And we even got Adam's apple implants

From the ribcage bones of Marilyn Manson

Double deeez nuuutz vasectomy, what else would you expect of me?

I went and got myself a double mastectomy

We spent all our money on elective surgery

But at least now we're free from sexist marketability

Now all our troubles we forgot 'em

Because we're topping from the bottom

We're living in a no man's land

No dicks, no tits, just our prostate glands

So take my hand and choose your own gender

Sugar, spice, puppy tails, we'll put 'em all in a blender

No pink, no blue, black or white, it's all a spectrum

But a rectum is a rectum is a rectum

MTFTMTFTM

Boy to girl and butch to femme

Endless transition till the end

Till I'm a tranny granny hasbian