The Slopes

Ayo

I've been chillin in the slopes tryna cope in southern Utah

I swear this aint no joke man im in the mental gulag

My heads been underwater most you folk don't ever scuba

Hope that when its over I'll be grinning like I'm Buddha

Yo I need some peace and quiet man I think I'll just go meditate

Rap is heavy on my mind but most of y'all are featherweights

All you cheesy rappers you would think that there's a cheddar gate

Most of y'all are dead meat I guess I look for better steaks

I been in the mountains, tryna get up outta reach

That's where all the legends go to set a fire up on the beat

Yo you'll never reach the summit

If your high school's where you peaked

I say dont pick up the mic if you know you aint bringing heat

Unh this is getting boring man I shoulda been a monk

Live my life inside the hills instead of dealing with you punks

You think hip hops in your blood because you wear a pair of dunks

You ain't Snoop Dogg you're dead beat, you're a little drunk

Wave

Wake up!

Wake up!

You must go now

The slopes care for no man

Make haste!

Leave this place!

Or you will die here

Most of all my friends aint my friends they're just playin

I'm dying on this hill like a frozen Himalayan

I'm the ticket to their glory and their fame, im the way in

They'll Hike back down the ice, leave my body there decaying

But little Wave said goodbye to friends long ago

In the valley with the stallions and rogue antelope

So really it don't matter I'm already on a roll

Throw myself up off the ice cliffs and yell

Geronimo!

I could try and tell'em that I'll make'em have regrets

Get'em shaking in their boots like an old man with Tourettes

Yo respect me like your elders, man salute me like the vets

There's no reason to remind'em though, 'cause no one gon' forget unh

Platinum records, sprinter van

I guess that's the vision and

Show'em that im different man

Nah I dont give a damn

I'll stay in the slopes with the goats 'cause I'm dope

I'm already with the best of 'em, I dont need to hope unh