You Jerk

(Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na)

(Na, na, na, na, na)

Since you've been gone, I feel so much better

'Cause I saw how mean you could be

I used to want some explanation

Now all I want, all I want's my Britney LP

How I've waited for today (I've waited days and days and days)

When I could finally say

You jerk, you jerk

You are such a jerk

There are other words

But they just don't work

I could call you a fake

Could call you a liar

Could call you a hundred other names after all that's transpired

But jerk, really works

You are such a jerk

Sometimes I wish I texted you quicker

And said all the things that I dared not say

(I got my reasons, I got the receipts)

'Cause you, you lost all your power

And all your charms, Baby, all your charms, they don't work on me

I'm so glad I found the nerve (so glad I found the fuckin' nerve)

To say what you deserve (deserve)

You jerk, you jerk

You are such a jerk

There are other words

But they just don't work

I could call you a fake

Could call you a liar

Could call you a hundred other names after all that's transpired

But jerk, really works

You are such a jerk

(Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na)

(Na, na, na, na, na) (Jerk)

(No, no, no, no, no, no, no)

So next time someone makes you feel little

Just sing this song inside your head

And like a great big cartoon bubble

These lovely words will dance above their head

You jerk, you jerk

You are such a jerk

There are other words

But they just don't work

I could call you a fake

Could call you a liar (such a liar)

Could call you a hundred other names after all that's transpired

But jerk, really works

You are such a jerk