Don't Break Yer Bones

Wey-ho, don't break yer bones

For this is the time for some booze and a fight

Wey-har, raise up yer jar

We're losing all temper tonight

Wey-ho, don't break yer toe

For everyone's blowing some boiling hot steam

Wey-sted, so don't break yer head

Tomorrow we're bound for the sea

Bound for a rough one round Cape Horn

Soon you will wish that you'd never been born

We'll ready the canvas, ready the crew

Set sail by the morning dew

So crack up a cold one, drown your fears

No dread on Earth could stand up to beer

Avast, me maties, we're boarding a bar

In each arm a damsel, a dram in our jar

Wey-ho, don't break yer bones

For this is the time for some booze and a fight

Wey-har, raise up yer jar

We're losing all temper tonight

Wey-ho, don't break yer toe

For everyone's blowing some boiling hot steam

Wey-sted, so don't break yer head

Tomorrow we're bound for the sea

The pub we turned to is named Grey Goose

As soon as we entered, all hell broke lose

For the barmaid called Sally, a true love of mine

In the arms of another, so I stepped out o' line

Her bloke named Jude, he rose from his chair

Called me a coward, said I won't dare

But my crew of sailors is a bravehearted lot

A barstool will blow out yer candles on spot

Oh, when I woke next morn at the bar named Grey Goose

I was a loner with nothing to lose

My ship bound for the Arabian Sea

Long hoisted its canvas and sailed without me

Now Sally is gone, and I don't give a dime

A night like this is ever worth our time

Avast, me maties, we're boarding a bar

In each arm a damsel, a dram in our jar

Wey-ho, don't break yer bones

For this is the time for some booze and a fight

Wey-har, raise up yer jar

We're losing all temper tonight

Wey-ho, don't break yer toe

For everyone's blowing some boiling hot steam

Wey-sted, so don't break yer head

Tomorrow we're bound for the sea