Digital Remains

[Verse]

Haven't worn nice clothes in fifteen years

And I smoke joints in a grocery store laundromat

And I bathe in cheap cologne

And I lie to my mom on the telephone

[Verse 2]

Dad's advice on funerals was

"Arrive late"

Never go in

But always bring some coffee

But always bring some coffee

[Chorus]

That is such a bummer way to end my happy song

Elevate my mood when everybody sings along

When everybody sings along

[Verse 3]

Made some brand-new goals for myself

Like eat the Oreos after I eat dinner

And buy some better clothes

And taste the Merlot before I gulp it down

[Verse 4]

This could be my last time doing this

So

Do I wanna be remembered as a smelly old man?

I think I probably can

[Chorus]

That is such a bummer way to end my happy song

Elevate my mood when everybody sings along

When everybody