Rise to the Occasion

My dick don't work my nuts feel small

My balls are bored they've seen it all.

My white soldiers took a holiday

But I'll be back come what may.

I'll fight this war I'll take the test

I'll rise like bread with yeast at rest.

The spark's not gone it's just delayed

This penis still has dues to be paid.

My dick don't work but I'm slick with my tricks

I'll bounce back quick yeah I'm built to fix.

Though my stick's on strike it won't always resist

Soon my ship will sail through the mist.

The doctor laughed said "It's just a phase"

My balls feel trapped in a foggy haze.

My dick's on pause but I'm still the king

This nutty saga's a comeback thing.

A limp today but not for long

This mighty penis will prove them wrong.

I'll oil the gears I'll grease the track

When I'm back in action there's no looking back.

My dick don't work but I'm slick with my tricks

I'll bounce back quick yeah I'm built to fix.

Though my stick's on strike it won't always resist

Soon my ship will sail through the mist.

No shame in a stumble no fear in defeat

Even bread needs time before it's complete.

My nuts are loyal my balls still fight

This penis is destined for glorious nights.

My dick don't work but I'm slick with my tricks

I'll rise with pride no need for quick picks.

This limp's a phase it won't persist

Soon my rod will reign in the mist.

My dick don't work but I'm back in the game

A cocky contender reclaiming my name.

My balls are laughing my nuts rejoice

A rising chorus in my warrior's voice.