クレジット
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Artie Fishall
Acoustic Guitar
Al O'Mentry
Flugelhorn
Indie Pendant
Keyboards
Sammy Conductor
Drums
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Neil Butler
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Justin Time
Producer
歌詞
Cruising altitude, smooth as can be
Passengers settled, some watching TV
Then a rumble and hiss from the galley behind
A caffeine catastrophe about to unwind
Oh, turbulence ain't got nothing on this
Mayhem in the aisle, coffee-ground mist
Flight crew in panic, no one to blame
Cause the coffee machine at the back of the plane
Just shat itself
Captain's voice crackles over the PA
"Folks, we've got a situation with our café"
Laughter and groans fill the cabin air
As java runs wild without a care
Oh, turbulence ain't got nothing on this
Mayhem in the aisle, coffee-ground mist
Flight crew in panic, no one to blame
Cause the coffee machine at the back of the plane
Just shat itself
Who needs in-flight entertainment?
We've got a show that's far from mundane
A brewing rebellion, a java revolt
This flight's gone from mundane to insane
Oh, turbulence ain't got nothing on this
Mayhem in the aisle, coffee-ground mist
Flight crew in panic, no one to blame
Cause the coffee machine at the back of the plane
Just shat itself
Who needs in-flight entertainment?
We've got a show that's far from mundane
A brewing rebellion, a java revolt
This flight's gone from mundane to insane
Oh, turbulence ain't got nothing on this
Mayhem in the aisle, coffee-ground mist
Flight crew in panic, no one to blame
Cause the coffee machine at the back of the plane
Just shat itself
So next time you fly, maybe bring your own cup
'Cause you never know when things might erupt
And you'll have a story, to keep on the shelf
Of the day that the coffee machine shat itself
Written by: Neil Butler
