DPOY

Joseph Smith died and never reached the Deseret

That's where I tried to make a joke that I would soon regret

Three time D-P-O-Y fill the lane with fear

Coldest winter in a hundred years there

Keep away from me

I am not responding

Keep away from me

I'm so sorry

Ne parle pas until I've had my amertume

Laisse-moi tranquille sealed in an icy tomb

I am certainment I'll block a shot and then I'll freeze to death

Lying in an icy ditch for my last breath

Keep away from me

I am not responding

Keep away from me

I'm so sorry

Seven foot nine, seven foot one

Seven foot nine, seven foot one

Seven foot nine wingspan

But you can't fly away

When your wings are frozen

So you watch anime

And you buy some pelts

And you wait out the day

And you make friends with Karl

And then you feel okay

Seven foot nine, seven foot one

Seven foot nine, seven foot one

What did I do so wrong on le panneau

They cut me loose and left me where it's not so chaud

I scowl and howl beat up myself til I am beaten

Pardonnez moi for not bein' Mark Eaton

Seven foot nine, seven foot one

Seven foot nine, seven foot one

Seven foot nine wingspan

But you can't fly away

When your wings are frozen

So you watch anime

And you buy some pelts

And you wait out the day

And you make friends with Karl

And then you feel okay

Seven foot nine, seven foot one

Seven foot nine, seven foot one

You done nothin' for me