Stimulus Check

IRS on autopay

Disbursement to stimulate

1-800 notified

We'll notify you when you comply

Wait for status verified

Please hold we'll call you back in a while

EDD, UI mobile

Updated profile login denied

Tax ID numbers on file

Please hold we'll call you back in a while

Random checks to stimulate

All assistance may differ by state

Some of you will wait

All claims decided blindly by fate

Have no weeks to certify?

All unemployed claims will be denied

Unemployed need not apply

All benefits paid based on supply

One by one, selection done

So just remember it's all in fun

You get yours and he gets none

And he gets none