Yard Sale

She stuck a neon yellow cardboard sign

By the sign at the end of the street

She wrote in big ol’ letters

Made a post online

Slapped a flyer on the door of the meat and three, yeah

Folks started showing

She was out front smokin

On a cigarette waitin’ with a smile

No price tags or fold out tables

It was all out there in a pile

She said three for a dollar, two for a dime

Buy one get one, just name your price

The way you done me, I half inclined

To let it all go, free-ninety-nine

And your three days to get it

Had three days to get it, never did so hell

It’s a “get his shit off the yard” sale, yeah

I like a redneck Vanna

And a lawn chair cabana

Sippin’ on a special lemonade

She hollered brand new blower

Barely used mower

This could all be yours today

I’ll cut you a deal on a rod or reel

Lord knows he couldn’t catch a cold

And whatever that is

I’ll throw it in with it

Everything but the dog must go

So it’s three for a dollar, two for a dime

Buy one get one, just name your price

The way you done me, I’m half inclined

To let it all go, free-ninety-nine

And your three days to get it

Had three days to get it, never did so hell

It’s a “get his shit off the yard” sale, yeah

Mmm, I had to ask, why so cheap

She took a long drag and looked at me

Said when life gives you lemons

Might as well make a buck

He’s lucky he took the truck

Yeah it’s three for a dollar, two for a dime

Buy one get one, just name your price

The way you done me, I’m half inclined

To let it all go, free-ninety-nine

And your three days to get it

Had three days to get it, never did so hell

It’s a “get his shit off the yard” sale

Get it gone

Bet he’ll think twice next time