R.U.G (Rich Ugly Girlfriend)

I got a rug from the Facebook Market

It's had a home in 30 different houses

And I step on it like it's not carpet

And I keep my shoes on there's no fuss about it

I got an R U G a rich ugly girlfriend

I gotta R U G a rich ugly girlfriend

And she sticks by me I'm never lonely never again

I've got an R U G a rich ugly girlfriend

I got a rug coming' cross the border

And there's a stain on every inch and fiber

But I know just what to order

I can step on it til my feet get tired

I got an R U G a rich ugly girlfriend

I gotta R U G a rich ugly girlfriend

And she sticks by me I'm never lonely never again

I've got an R U G a rich ugly girlfriend