Neighborhood Therapist

Do you got something to say?

I'll be the one to give aid

I could take your complaints

Give grace to all your mistakes

Let's go

Full disclosure I ain't never been to therapy

So you could take this with a grain of salt

Please just don't embarrass me

Something 'bout the very sweet nature that I'm carrying

Got all the kids screaming at me like I got some hearing aids

Take a seat in my office, ignore the microphone stands

And Catan pieces scattered on the carpet

Had an intense game last night somebody lost it

I took the longest road to win the game the board got flipped

What's on your mind? This is your session to vent

It's not mine pen and paper ready but it's not for the rhymes

Tough day at work tell me 'bout it I'm fine

I could be ya rock keep ya grounded power line

Trouble with your girl what you do this time?

Everybody got shit gotta get off ya chest

Let's take a sec and get right come on

Do you got something to say?

I'll be the one to give aid

Something like that

I could take your complaints

Give grace to all your mistakes

I'm your neighborhood therapist, barriers

Find them like a sheriff would

Break them down kinda like a levee in New Orleans

I'ma keep them real with you, like Jim Carrey in

Liar liar the truth is imperative

Need time I got you, let's deal with this

Self loathing help no one belt that you carrying

Dig deep, let's reshape the narrative

Mind if I poke around, oh yup there it is

Need time I got mas like Merry Christ

24 7 on call call like Siri is

Let's get serious move past the scary shit

Let's get you some goals go 'head cherry pick

Need time, that's fine, I ain't got shit to do

Your world everything's moving circles 'round you

I'm just happy that I get a roll

Cause there's nothing in this world I'd rather do

Then listen to you

Hey bro, you got a minute?

Do I have a choice?

First things first, gotta thank you for your time

Been a day from hell, I got a lot on my mind

Tryna maintain but it's startin' to unwind

And I'd be lyin' if I said I'm all fine

See some news got around, trickled down a grapevine

From a mutual friend of my girlfriend and I

She claims I was cheatin' that's a goddamn lie

It was truly bad luck, wrong place, wrong time

So I raced to her crib to explain what I did

Cause she thinks I gave the waitress more than just a tip

And I know that sounds funny, I'm not tryna be glib

But just wait, it gets better, then she kicked me out the crib

And I tripped down the stairs and I think I broke my wrist

Cut my hand on some glass, got up and noticed

Had a ticket on my dash parked without a permit

And my car was broken in to and sitting on bricks so yeah

Do you got something to say?

Wow, that sounds horrible

I'll be the one to give aid

It sounds like your day sucked

I could take your complaints

Oh my gosh, how will you ever recover?

Give grace to all your mistakes

Thank you, thank you so much