That Fart Woke Me Up

[Verse 1]

Girl, that fart woke me up, last night,

Rattled the windows, gave me a fright,

Take a shit before bed, I’m begging you please,

Wear some knickers, stop making a breeze!

I was dreamin’ ‘bout love, sweet as can be,

Then boom your backside sang a symphony!

Every night, baby, it’s the same old tune,

You’re droppin’ bombs in this muggy room!

[Chorus]

Now I ain’t tryna judge your soul, my queen,

But somethin’s brewin’ deep in that machine,

Air con’s broke, the heat’s too much,

What was you thinkin’ with that thunderous touch?

[Verse 1]

Girl, that fart woke me up, last night,

Rattled the windows, gave me a fright,

Take a shit before bed, I’m begging you please,

Wear some knickers, stop making the breeze!

I was dreamin’ ‘bout love, sweet as can be,

Then

Boom

, your backside sang a symphony!

Every midnight, baby, it’s the same old tune,

You’re droppin’ bombs in this muggy room!

[Chorus]

Now I ain’t tryna judge your soul, my queen,

But somethin’s brewin’ deep in that machine,

You’re droppin’ bombs in this muggy room!

[verse]

Now I ain’t tryna judge your soul, my queen,

But somethin’s brewin’ deep in that machine,

Air con’s broke, the heat’s too much,

What was you thinkin’ with that thunderous

Touch?

[Verse 2]

I love your curves, your style, your grace,

But that midnight wind’s blowin’ in my face,

You ate them beans, that chili too,

Now I’m duckin’ for cover, what’s a man to do?

The sheets are flappin’, the room’s a mess,

Baby, your gas is my SOS!

[Bridge]

I hold my breath, girl, night after night,

Prayin’ that stench don’t put up a fight,

[verse]

Now I ain’t tryna judge your soul, my queen,

But somethin’s brewin’ deep in that machine,

Air con’s broke, the heat’s too much,

What was you thinkin’ with that thunderous

Guff?

[Verse 2]

I love your curves, your style, your grace,

But that midnight wind’s blowin’ in my face,

[verse]

Now I ain’t tryna judge your soul, my queen,

But somethin’s brewin’ deep and obscene,

Air con’s broke, the heat’s too much,

What was you thinkin’ with that thunderous

Guff?

I love your curves, your style, your grace,

But that midnight wind’s blowin’ in my face,

You ate them beans, that chili too,

Now I’m gagging at dawn, what’s a man to do?

[Bridge]

I’m holding my breath, girl, night after night,

Prayin’ that stench don’t put up a fight,

[solo]

[Bridge]

I hold my breath, girl, night after night,

Prayin’ that stench don’t put up a fight,

[solo]

[Verse 1]

Girl that fart woke me up last night

Rattled the windows gave me a fright

Take a shit before bed I’m begging you please

Wear some knickers stop making a breeze

I was dreaming about love sweet as can be

Then

Boom

, your backside sang a symphony

Every night baby it’s the same old tune

You’re dropping bombs in this muggy room

[Bridge]

I’m holding my breath, girl, night after night,

Prayin’ that stench don’t put up a fight,

I hold my breath, girl, night after night,

Prayin’ that stench don’t put up a fight,