Virgin Virginia Vagina

Let me tell you all a tale

About a girl raised in the foothills

Of the Appalachian Valley Who just loves to dilly-dally

Cross the border, Tennessee Where you see all the smokies

Oh, enough pretending That very jolly lady's me

All the people in my village say that I remind them

Of the girl from Charlotte's Web So attentive and gentle

How I grow fruits and vegetables

I make a berry pie that's very delectable

And I read the Bible every night For my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ

I'm not just a roll of dice I'm yours if you can pay the price

I got that virgin Virginia vagina

I got that virgin Virginia vagina

He tells me that he thinks I'm pretty

But I've never touched a Willy

Got that virgin Virginia vagina

I got that virgin Virginia vagina

I got that virgin Virginia vagina

I got that virgin Virginia vagina

My husband is my cousin and I really stinkin' love him

Got that virgin Virginia vagina

I am getting married to the love of my life

My aunt is gonna be my mother-in-law

I'm fixing to put on this lovely dress

So that my new love will be in awe

When I walk down the aisle

I got Jesus by my side and he's also on my neck

Praying to him relieves my stress

Cause I never known what love would be

Until I've seen my hubby, my hubby

I got that virgin Virginia vagina

I got that virgin Virginia vagina

He tells me that he thinks I'm pretty

But I've never touched a willy

Got that virgin Virginia vagina

I got that virgin Virginia vagina

I got that virgin Virginia vagina

I got that virgin Virginia vagina

My husband is my cousin and I really stinkin' love him

Got that virgin Virginia vagina

I feel like I'm sinning but this is permissible

I never thought this pleasure would be possible

Nine months later, I'm pushing out his babies

And five years later, our son is chasing squirrels

With rabies

Don't got that virgin Virginia vagina

Don't got that virgin Virginia vagina

He tells me that he thinks I'm pretty

And now since he's popped my cherry, no more virgin Virginia vagina

Don't got that virgin Virginia vagina

Don't got that virgin Virginia vagina

Don't got that virgin Virginia vagina

My husband is my cousin and I really stinkin' love him

No more virgin Virginia vagina