Riff Raff

Yesterday you said you had a problem with your plumbing

I took a note and made some calls and now a plumber's coming

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Wee

My wallet has more business cards than businesses have cars

If you need an astronaut I know someone on mars

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Wahoo

All my friends complain and say I keep too many numbers

But if I kept less numbers then I couldn't've called that plumber

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Hey

If you need a hand

Or two hands

Let me know I'll hook you up I know a guy that I can book

I met him in a breakfast nook he gave me this card

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Wee

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Au revoir!