Date Rape (Acoustic (2025 Remaster))

Let me tell you 'bout a girl I know

Had a drink about an hour ago

Sitting in a corner by herself in a bar in downtown Hell

She heard a noise, and she looked through the door

And saw a man she'd never seen before

Light skin, light blue eyes

A double chin and a plastic smile

Well, her heart raced as he walked through the door

And took an empty seat next to her at the bar

"My brand new car is parked right outside

How'd you like to go for a ride?"

And she said, "Wait a minute, I have to think"

He said, "That's fine, may I please buy you a drink?"

Well, one drink turned into three or four

And they left and got into his car

And they drove away someplace real far

Now, babe, the time has come

How'd you like to have a little fun?

And she said, "If we could only please be on our way, I will not run"

That's when things got out of control

She didn't want to

He had his way

She said, "Let's go"

He said, "No way

Come on, babe, it's your lucky day

Shut your mouth, you're gonna do it my way

Come on, baby, don't be afraid

If it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get laid"

He finished up and started the car

He turned around and drove back to the bar

He said, "Now, baby, don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half bad"

She picked up a rock, threw it at the car

Hit him in the head, now he's got a big scar

Come on, party people, won't you listen to me?

Oh, date rape style-ie

The next day she went to her drawer

Looked up her local attorney at law

Went to the phone and filed the police report

And then she took the guy's ass to court

Well, the day he stood in front of the judge

He screamed, "She lies, that little slut"

The judge knew that he was full of shit

And he gave him twenty-five years

And now his heart is filled with tears

One night in jail, it was getting late

He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed

But the guards paid no attention to his cries

That's when things got out of control

The moral of the date rape story

Doesn't pay to be drunk and horny

But that's the way it had to be

They locked him up and threw away the key

Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind

Even though he now takes it in the butthole

That's the way it had to be

Locked him up and threw away the key

Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind

Even though he now takes it in the behind

Date rape

She didn't want to, she didn't want to

She didn't want to, she didn't want to take it