Brain's Got Legs

Alarm clock yells like a drill

Slept two hours yeah, that’s chill

Socks don’t match, who needs a pair?

Brushed my teeth... forgot my hair.

Did I lock the car? I think

But look, I just learned why flamingos stink!

Got ADHD!

And I need dopamine!

I'm distracted by everything

I start to speak, then blank mid-line,

But recall your dog’s blood type just fine

I can’t concentrate—why am I still up?

It's 3AM learning why horses can't throw up.

(I need to sleep)

I act too fast, then overthink

Forgot to eat, forgot to blink

You said “just chill”—I tried that once

Now I collect obscure bee facts

Got ADHD!

And I need dopamine!

I'm distracted by everything

Why is my gym membership still in?

I feel too much and then shut down

Please stop that fan, it makes me drown.

I’m overstimulated, info saturated

Keep making mistakes

And I can't concentrate

(...I'm running late!)

Got ADHD!

Plus a sprinkle of

Please don’t touch me!

I act, I cry, I mask, I cope

I Google:

Can worms feel hope?

"Make a list!"—Sure, then lose it twice.

You call it chaos—I call it spice.

Try to focus? I sure do—

On six side quests and a raccoon zoo!

Got ADHD!

And I need dopamine!

I'm overwhelmed by everything

Fidgeting

(Keep losing things)

I start a convo, forget my point

What's that weird sound? Oh that's my joint

My brain’s got legs and jumps like fleas

It counts your blinks while I lose my keys

My brain can sing a thousand tunes

While I forget why I left the room

I act without thinking

(So mortified!)

I talk too fast, I talk too much

I missed your point, but found a clue

To how a jellyfish digests its goo.

I interrupt not to be rude

But my thought was speeding, had to include.

Why do I info-dump about a dolphin’s sex routine

While we were talking about a movie scene?

And they say, “Just chill,” like I got a switch

(But I’m stuck on the sound of your jacket’s zip)

I start ten things, then walk away

Sometimes at night, sometimes midday!

You call it chaos, I call it spice

A bit of confusion makes life nice

Got ADHD!

And I need dopamine!

I'm overwhelmed by everything

I act without thinking

(...And I trip over things)

You call it chaos, I call it spice...

...A bit of confusion makes life nice!