Concealed Carry

I wear my butt plug to the bar cause I don't trust these city boys

They all just wanna get me dizzy, stick their fingers up my void

But good luck buddy, getting past this guardian that plugs my ass

And when those city fingers swarm in, it'll vibrate as a warning

This booty's locked up like a safe, can't dip your fingers in this cake

Cause I ain't gay and I don't like when foreign objects get inside it

You should see the stupid face they make when they find out my gates are vacuum sealed

That's just your luck bud, you ain't getting past my butt plug

I'm starting up my own collection, only for my own protection

One that's camo, yeah, that's cool And one that's red and white and blue

But my most favorite plugging porter, has three words, protect the border

This ass has a right to bear, so I stay locked and loaded here

This booty's locked up like a safe, can't dip your fingers in this cake

Cause I ain't gay and I don't like when foreign objects get inside it

You should see the stupid face they make when they find out my gates are vacuum sealed

That's just your luck bud, you ain't getting past my butt plug

This booty's feeling fortified, their fingers ain't crossing no line

My sphincter's squeaky clean all night, cause there's a secret stuffed inside

So try to slip it in these cheeks, but you ain't getting past the crease

Cause my sweet country chili ring is locked and you ain't got the key

This booty's locked up like a safe, can't dip your fingers in this cake

Cause I ain't gay and I don't like when foreign objects get inside it

You should see the stupid face they make when they find out my gates are vacuum sealed

That's just your luck bud, you ain't getting past my butt plug