Old Punks

Old Punks

By Bolonium

Verse 1

Rob the Ska Punk Maniac.

Loved PBR’s and Adderall.

Punching Nazis in the face.

He’d always put them into place.

Always at the local show.

Moshing, Skanking and backflipping.

Took a DIVE right off the stage...

But no one knew he broke his leg.

Chorus 1

“Now he has medical bills and no way to pay them.

His messed-up leg hurts... most days.”

Verse 2

Stacy loves Motörhead.

Sex and violence at the show.

Has Lemmy tattooed on her skin.

The Crimson Ghost and even toast.

She drives an hour to a bar

To see some band and then complain.

Stay up late till the early morn’

Smoke a pack and eat a snack.

Chorus 2

"Now she has five children and lives in a boot.

Hey Stacy, how’s life?"

"It sucks!"

Chorus 3

All the punk rockers are old.

All the punk rockers are old.

Feel it in my bones.

Cause all the punk rockers are old.

Verse 3

Max was a proton hardcore kid.

He was always circling in the pit.

5-dollar shows and vegan cheese.

He had the biggest tape collection I ever seen.

Chorus 4

“Now he has a colostomy bag and works at a fulfillment center.

Man, getting old really sucks.”

Chorus 5

All the punk rockers are old.

All the punk rockers are old.

Feel it in my soul.

Cause all the punk rockers are old.

All the punk rockers... are dead.