Dirty Dick Patriots

If they come at you hard with their deep-state soap

Tell Kamala and Joe that Kid Rock says no

I marinate it in freedom 'til it's moldy and green

If you wanna wash my dick, you can suck it clean

Dirty Dick Patriots taking it back

Ain't gonna wash our dicks 'til our balls turn black

Dirty Dick Patriots getting it done

All you clean-cock pussies better turn and run

(Hey, yeah)

I don't listen to Fauci and his fake-news cucks

I keep my dick dirty so it stinks when it fucks

Keep your libtard lather off my rank erection

I like my dick as dirty as your stolen election

Fuck Nancy Pelosi and the commie squad

They need a mega-MAGA mouthful of my rancid rod

It's a freedom-loving dirty-dick revolution

'Cause my dick's got rights, read the Constitution

Dirty Dick Patriots here to stay

No more washing our willies in the USA

I'm a Dirty Dick Patriot, listen, bud

Gonna keep my dick dirty 'til I'm cumming blood

(Hey, yeah)

I got a dirty dick