Cowboy Showdown

Well, howdy, partners

Dressing up and pretending sure is a lot of fun

I'm Sheriff Bart from the Wild, Wild West

It looks like everyone else here is dressed up as cowboys, too

Yeehaw

Here's a story 'bout a cowboy named Muno

The nicest fella that you could help to know

Never talked mean, always kept a good attitude

Howdy, partner

Howdy

One day, he was playing with his friends

When a new cowboy walked in

He looked kinda mean and dirty

With a frown upon his face

And he had nothing nice to say

And people were scared

But Muno tried to be nice to him

Howdy, partner, how are you doing?

Nice to meet you, welcome to GabbaLand

Won't you sit down and play with us today

But the new cowboy just laughed at Muno

I don't like you

And I don't like them

And I don't play nice

And I don't need friends

He is mean, yes that's for sure

He doesn't play nice, yes that's for sure

We're all friends and we're not mean

If you're not nice, you'll have to leave

I'm not going anywhere

This place isn't big enough for the both of us

I challenge you to a banana eating showdown

Let's see what you got, cowboy

Uh, what's a "Showdown"?

A showdown is a contest where both people try to win

A showdown, looks like a showdown

A showdown, everybody gather around

Muno won the showdown for sure

The bad cowboy was shown to the door

You're always welcome back

If you decide to play nice

Uh, okay

I gotta go now, my work here is done

And once again, the good guy has won

We sure had fun, now we're gonna walk off into the sun

Take care

See ya later, everybody

Goodbye, goodbye

Well, the good guys won again

And like in every good Western

They must ride into the sunset alone

We'll sure miss that good cowboy Muno

But I'm sure he'll be coming back to visit real soon

I'm the best banjo player here in GabbaLand

I'm a-pickin'

And I'm a-grinnin'