Too Good to Be Bad / 2 Good 2 B Bad

Your sainted mother said to stay away from us That she looked down on us is no surprise Your father couldn't spend a day away from us I still recall the hunger in his eyes Your doctor and your dentist suggest that you Ignore us They abhor us So they tell you slanderous lies But don't listen to them Listen to us I'm sweets I'm fats I'm fries Say so long to self control We've a need to feed your soul How could we possibly hurt you We're in every snack and dessert you have had Honest, sugar We're too good to be bad We're so lonesome on the shelf Take us down Indulge yourself We'd like to show you our favors And more than a few of the flavors you crave Face it, pork rind- You're too weak to behave Let your appetite run riot You know you want us--don't deny it It's up to you to do or diet And everything is better when you deep fat fry it Life with us is short and sweet We're worth our weight in cellulite Health food's for neurotics And macrobiotic's a fad The FDA requires us to state this warning The odds are great that you will hate yourself In the morning But eat your heart out We're too good to be bad As a dancing French fry Your mom's a pretty hot tomato But get up off that sofa girl Before you turn into a couch potato Put down that remote control Hit those books-no rock and roll Real life is nothing like Cosby So move it or else Mrs. Crosby gets mad Do your homework You're too good to be bad You have had too much TV Your mom's not half as strict as me I know your arm may need twisting But don't even think of resisting a tad It's a school night You're too good to be bad Drop that phone and don't you start yakkin' I wanna hear those books start crackin' A genie granted me three wishes Get to your math and history then do the dishes Please, don't make me turn to force You are left with no recourse Land in the slammer or end up a grammar school grad You're really awfully hap'nin' for an Anglo-Saxon So take a tip from Mrs. C and Michael Jackson Just don't dis me You are so good that you're bad You are so good that you're bad!