Ain't Country (Acoustic)

You call yourself a country boy

Your mamma drives a Mercedes

You can't cover that up with the truck that they bought you for your sweet sixteen

A self-proclaimed rambling man

Haven't moved out at twenty-three

Oklahoma boy made sure to tell me he's Cherokee

You ain't country just 'cause you drink and drive

You smoke fruity air, not Marlboro Lights

Didn't go to war, never been in a fight

Oh, say can you see

You ain't tough just 'cause you stood me up

A man's not a man if he can't love

You bought boots, but that ain't enough

You ain't country

You call yourself a young cowboy

Didn't open up my door

Never seen you in a saddle, never seen you rope some cattle

Never seen you on a horse

You call yourself a southern gent

Just 'cause you like sweet tea

You went fishing once, and your boys all meet for poker once a week

You ain't country just 'cause you drink and drive

You smoke fruity air, not Marlboro Lights

Didn't go to war, never been in a fight

Oh, say can you see

You ain't tough just 'cause you stood me up

A man's not a man if he can't love

You bought boots, but that ain't enough

You ain't country

You don't ride a horse

Don't even drive a Ford

Don't work with your hands

Not a southern man

You learned four chords on guitar

Now you think you're some country music star

Stop playing pretend

Not a southern man

You ain't country just 'cause you drink and drive

You smoke fruity air, not Marlboro Lights

Didn't go to war, never been in a fight

Oh, say can you see

You ain't tough just 'cause you stood me up

A man's not a man if he can't love

You bought boots, but that ain't enough

You ain't country

And you ain't for me