Taking Home Traffic Cones

Taking home traffic cones

Drunk in the middle of the night (Dude, I got one!)

Taking home traffic cones

Drunk in the middle of the night (You're coming home with me!)

Every time I see one it's just somethin' I gotta have

Can't explain it, the orange just looks badass

Got my catch, carry it all the way back

When I get home I'll add it to the stack

They won't notice on the road 'cause there's plenty

And so my garage has a little too many

From taking home traffic cones

Drunk in the middle of the night (You're not gonna stop me!)

Taking home traffic cones

Drunk in the middle of the night (Yeah!)

Coming from the bar, I'm always that friend

To be the one who swipes a cone at the end

If the cops show up unannounced at my home

Uh, yeah, uh, no, this is totally a construction zone

They won't notice on the road 'cause there's plenty

Except my backyard has a little too many

From taking home traffic cones

Drunk in the middle of the night (I got another one!)

Taking home traffic cones

Drunk in the middle of the night (Alright, I gotta run, see ya!)

Yeah!

Taking home traffic cones

Taking home traffic cones

Taking home traffic cones

Taking home traffic cones

Drunk in the middle of the night