Uhh this is your captain speaking, thank you for flying Resident Lightweight Airlines

Enjoy your flight

I was flying on a plane

Due east for NYC

Tryna catch some peace and quiet, see if I could sleep

Babies cryin', people fightin', got rid of ol' Skymall

Plane's a bumpin', smells like dump n' the snacks all got too small

Oh I'll try again

Recline one inch again

Oh no

Stuck at the window, stomach hurts, forgot to take a piss

Asked for ginger ale but all they got's Sierra Mist

People sneezin', people coughin', sickness in the air

iPad baby, out to get me, kickin' at my chair

Oh I'll try again

Recline one inch again

Oh I'm in the clouds

No more sights and no more sounds

Oh I'm in the sky club in the sky

First class ticket to another height

My seat used as a flotation device

To float through my dreams at seat F9

But ohp! I'm awake right there and then

iPad baby is kickin' again

Oh no

Scannin' through the movies they don't have the second Shrek

The little air thing won't twist back, it's runnin' down my neck

Flight attendant gave me almonds, five in the bag, that's all!

Plane's a bumpin', smells like dump n' these snacks all got too small!

Oh no

Oh no

Oh no