Gay?は、アルバム『{albumName}』の一部として2009年10月13日にComedy Central Records, under exclusive license to 800 Pound Gorilla RecordsによりリリースされましたSeriously, Who Farted?
2009年10月13日
レーベルComedy Central Records, under exclusive license to 800 Pound Gorilla Records
言語English
BPM199
メロディック度
楽曲がどれだけ明確で覚えやすいメロディを持ち、はっきりとした音楽パターンに沿っているかを示します。メロディック度が高い楽曲は、わかりやすく印象に残る楽器やボーカルラインが特徴です。
アコースティック度
楽曲が、電子楽器やデジタル合成音の代わりに、どの程度アコースティック楽器（ピアノ、ギター、バイオリン、ドラム、サックスなど）に依存しているかを示します。
ヴァランス
楽曲のハーモニーやリズムによって伝わる音楽的なポジティブ度や感情的トーンを示します。値が高いほど幸福感、興奮、陶酔などの感情を表し、低いほど悲しみ、怒り、憂鬱などの感情を表します。
ダンサビリティ
テンポの安定性、リズムパターン、ビートの強調などの要素を組み合わせて、楽曲が踊りやすいかどうかを示します。ダンス向きの楽曲は、一定のテンポ、反復的な音楽構造、強いダウンビートを持つ傾向があります。
エネルギー
楽曲の知覚される強さを示し、テンポ、音量の変化、音の密度などによって影響されます。エネルギーが高い曲は、力強いリズムや密度の高い編成を特徴とし、エネルギーが低い曲は、音の間隔が広く、テンポもゆったりとした構成になる傾向があります。
歌詞
Don't fucking shoot me from that balcony
Abraham Lincoln see right through
Too soon?
Sorry
I'm single which is great, I like being single
Girls like tall guys which is frustrating
Yeah, you never hear a girl like
I met this guy he's so hot, he's so short
You can barely see him
He sleeps in my purse
I pour shots in my purse
Everyone thinks I'm gay which is understandable
Yeah of course
I played a gay roller-skating prostitute on TV
But other reason people think I'm gay is 'cause on my myspace profile
Under sexual orientation, I put not sure
Yeah, yeah
Not 'cause I'm not sure
I just love that was an option
For sexual orientation
That's an option, not sure
Straight, gay, bisexual, no fucking idea dude
No idea
Like who is that for? You have no idea
Like not even close
Like, I have no idea what's going on
Like, who is that for?
There are people out there like
Dude, I just jerked off looking at my stove
What does that mean?
Dude, I have no idea
I have no idea
I'm gonna put not sure
That is a mystery right there
Whatever that wants
Do not know
No clue
This happened to me this is a true story
I'll tell a couple true stories here tonight
All of them a hundred percent true
This happened to me, I think it was in the fall
And I play a lot of online video games
I don't know if anybody else plays, like Xbox live or anything
Yeah, girlfriends love those, by the way
I love girlfriend fights when you're playing Xbox
And you can always hear the guy
What's up? I'm going to play another game
Yeah, just go to bed, yeah, you can go to bed
I don't have to be there
Yeah, no, we're winning right now
We've won, like
Is that a real gun?
Okay, put that down
Put that down, put that down
That's not funny
But, like, you get into it
I mean, you go on these battles and shit
And I get, like, way too into it
Where it's, like, it's just not healthy
Where I'm, like, I throw stuff
And just shout in my little headset
You get this little headset
And you can play online
So you can play with people all over the world
Which is cool, but it's, like, frustrating
Because you'll just get the shit kicked out of you
By, like, some nine-year-old kid in Germany
You know?
He's like you lose
I'm, like, really? Really?
You fucking Nazi, I will get all
It's a freakout
But so I do, like, I break stuff
I get so into it
So I live in an upstairs apartment
It's like a duplex, nobody lives beneath me
So it was empty for the longest time
So I would play video games, no joke
From, like, 9 o'clock, 10 o'clock at night
Till, like, 6 in the morning
I'd play all night
So nobody lived beneath me, so it was cool
So one day, this girl moves in
Christianah is her name
Cute girl, small, like, mousy
Little mousy chick but very sweet
I just keep doing what I'm doing
Playing video games, breaking stuff
Drunk, me and my friends, yelling
So one day, I go to my mailbox
To get my mail and I see her and she sees me
I walk out, and she's like
And I'm like, "What's going on, Christina? How are you?"
And she's like, "Fine"
And I'm like, what's wrong?
And she goes, what's going on up there?
And I'm like what do you mean?
And she goes, oh, the yelling and the breaking things
Just all night, screaming
And I was like, oh, my God, I'm like, I'm so sorry
I'm like, me and my friends play online video games
And she goes what?
And I'm like, yeah, we play Halo and stuff
And she's like, oh, thank God
And I'm like, why?
Swear to God
She goes, oh, thank God
I thought you guys were shooting hardcore gay porno
And I'm like, what?
And she goes I don't know
She's like, you come home drunk at like 10 o'clock at night
You and your friends will go upstairs
And then ten minutes later, I hear
Suck my fucking dick, bitch
Yeah, suck my dick
Suck it motherfucker
Yeah, suck it, yeah, take that bitch
Take that like, oh, boy, oh boy
That made me laugh
But then it also made me realize
That I could now shoot hardcore gay porno at my house
If I wanted to
Just to like mess with her
Like, me and my friend walk out
Outside naked with boners
What are you doing?
We're playing video games
What's your problem
You're being a bad neighbor
It gets hot, it's exciting
I'm sorry, where's Kelly?
We still haven't found her
Written by: Nick Swardson
