Don't Judge A Judge Cha-Cha

The gavel drops like a thunder clap

Wig on straight no time to nap

Who's the boss it's plain to see

Courtroom swagger that's the key

Don't judge a judge cha cha

Swing the verdict ha ha ha

Order in the court cha cha cha

We're dancing through the law tra la la

Black robe sharp like a blade of night

Spins on the floor under disco light

Objection? Overruled I say

Every step a legal ballet

Bang bang goes the beat of the trial

Spicy as salsa with a twist of denial

Don't judge a judge cha cha

Swing the verdict ha ha ha

Order in the court cha cha cha

We're dancing through the law tra la la

Truth and lies tango hand in hand

Justice samba across the land

The jury sways the scales align

A cha-cha rhythm in every line

Judge a judge cha cha

Swing the verdict ha ha ha

Order in the court cha cha cha

We're dancing through the law tra la la