I always felt like I’d have an expiration date

I always thought I’d go rotten

I always felt like a bag in the frozen section

I’d never thaw

I always felt like I’d end up like that one uncle

He could be dead now, however

He always said I remind him of something plastic

If he’s right, I’m here forever

And I wish that I could say someone

With a nice face and good teeth came around to change me

And I wish that I could say someone

With a nice place and warm feet took me out to unfreeze

So if you wanna play, bring a microwave

So if you wanna play, bring a microwave

And we can see what happens when you melt the ice away

It could be terrible, maybe ignorable

And I can only hope that I remain adorable

So if you wanna play, bring a microwave

And we can see what happens when you melt the ice away

It could be terrible, maybe ignorable

And I can only hope that I remain adorable

So if you wanna play, bring a microwave

And we can see what happens when you melt the ice away

It could be terrible, maybe ignorable

And I can only hope that I remain adorable

So if you wanna play, bring a microwave