Every girl on Bumble's a clone of the same boring stereotype

They love dogs, they love yoga, watching Netflix, drinking wine

They all know their love languages and they all wanna know your sign

They love dancing and spontaneous trips, they're all looking for their partner in crime

How basic is basic?

Are you obsessed with The Office or true crime?

She's basic, so basic

But I just wanna get into her pants, so it's fine

I don't even bother to ask them, I know they love brunch on Sunday

They say they're fluent in sarcasm but they take every joke the wrong way

They all love tacos and that makes them a foodie, they love to laugh and they hate small talk

They want more effort than a simple 'hey cutie' but they spend all day just watching TikTok

Wanderlust doesn't mean only going to places you've seen on the 'Gram

How basic is basic?

Are you obsessed with The Office or true crime?

She's basic, so basic

But I just wanna get into her pants, so it's fine

How basic is basic?

Are you obsessed with The Office or true crime?

She's basic, so basic

But I just wanna get into her pants, so it's fine