You said your phone was broken, just forgot to charge it

Whole outfit you're wearing, well, I hope it's ironic

Did you just say you're finished? Didn't know we started

It's all just som' familiar, baby, what do you call it?

Silly

Or is it slow?

Maybe it's useless?

But there's a cuter word for it, I know

Man-child

Why you always come a-running to me?

I'm alive

Won't you let an innocent person be?

Never heard of self-care

Half your brain just ain't there

Man-child

Why you always come a-running

Always taking something from me?

Why so crazy, it's so dumb

And how survive the earth so long?

If I'm not there, it won't get done

I choose to blame your mom

Man-child

Why you always come a-running to me?

I'm alive

Won't you let an innocent person be?

Never heard of self-care?

Half your brain just ain't there

Man-child

Why you always come a-running

Always taking something from me?

Oh, I like my boys playing hard to get

And I like when they're all incompetent

And I swear they choose me, I'm not choosing them

Oh-yeah, oh-yeah

Oh, I like my boys playing hard to get (play hard to get)

And I like when they're all incompetent (incompetent)

And I swear they choose me, I'm not choosing them (I'm not choosing them)

Oh-yeah (oh-yeah), oh-yeah (oh-yeah)

Man-child

Why you always come a-running to me? (Always come a-running to me)

I'm alive

Won't you let an innocent person be? Oh

Oh, I like my boys playing hard to get

And I like when they're all incompetent

And I swear they choose me, I'm not choosing them (not choosing them)

Oh-yeah (oh-yeah), oh-yeah (oh-yeah)