(The way you make me feel)

Make me feel like the one

Can't think about anyone else enough

I don't wanna put you in the past tense, ooh

'Cause I love you with a passion

I think I'm in love, baby, you don't understand me

I think I'm in love, I might put her in my family

I think I'm in love, more than my ex-wife and Dan be

I think I'm in love, baby, I think I'm in love

I feel just like keeping you for myself, for myself

My ex-wife in her feelings with someone else, someone else

She fell in love with Dan (Fuck)

I don't know why she fell in love with Dan (Fuck)

I don't know why she fell in love with Dan

She found another man, but it's gon' be okay, 'cause I found me a Sam

She my number one, I'm number two, no doo-doo

Your new man shit, ain't a single thing he do, do

Tryna get a rise out me like a blue chew (Erection)

Tryna get a rise

But it don't work, erectile dysfunction

An equation is the only time that my x in the function

She has two big cheeks, look like dumplings (She has a fat ass)

And she bad, gave me a chance

Clapped her cheeks, they turnin' red, like that actor from Shazam (Republican)

Now they turnin' red, like a chapter got a glance

Like an actor from his hand, like Kanye on Instagram (It's crazy)

I'd reference a movie, but no one would understand

Feelin' like Kendrick Lamar, DAMN 

Call my dick Mr. Morale, 'cause my morale is up

Ride me like a GNX, now my willy squabbled up

Got me jumpin' up and down, like a fool, Elon Musk

When life gets rough, I don't need my ex-wife

I could find a different wife

Fingers in her like a bowling ball, then I hit a strike

Got two sides, they the same, Pokémon XY

Need to find the Jane to my Joe like I'm G.I

(Keep my wife's name out your fuckin'—)

That was a joke, man

Why play games with her, when I could buy one at Best Buy?

I know she gon' move on to the next guy

So I'm moving on too, got my next wife

I feel just like keeping you for myself, for myself

My ex-wife in her feelings with someone else, someone else

She fell in love with Dan (Fuck)

I don't know why she fell in love with Dan (Fuck)

I don't know why she fell in love with Dan (Fuck)

She found another man, but it's gon' be okay, 'cause I found me a Sam

(RO-B. Z. on the beat)

SayDada, got your wifey screamin', "Uncle"

Make her pussy pop, with my big head, Funko

Took your first wife, I'ma take your next one

Let me take you way back to when this story first begun

Pulled up to her in the 'Rari, then we skrrted (Skrrr)

Dropped her off at my sheets and then she squirted (Pssh)

With the bing-bop-boom-boom-boom-bop-bam

Hitting combos in the pussy like I'm Manny PacMan

Like, damn, I get those goosebumps every time, when she's jumpin' on my Jacque

Ride it like a rodeo, don't think she's ever gonna stop

I see why you pray for love, 'cause you lost her

Never gonna get her back, 'cause Dan has put her on the roster

That was number one, next is wifey two

When you see me comin', what you gonna do?

They call me Dirty Dan, 'cause my dick is unstoppable

Tryin' not to fuck on me is Mission Impossible

She loves my moves, she loves when I make her say, "Oh yeah"

Love on me, touch on me, she got it so good, that's why she stuck with me, mm

Borderline, I be gettin' obsessive

But if she cheated on you, I have a couple questions

'Cause every day I spend with her is like the best high

But if she left you, would she leave me for the next guy?

I feel just like keeping you for myself, for myself

My ex-wife in her feelings with someone else, someone else

She fell in love with Dan (Fuck)

I don't know why she fell in love with Dan (Fuck)

I don't know why she fell in love with Dan

She found another man, but it's gon' be okay, 'cause I found me a Sam