Christopher's a dummy, he wants his cake and eat it too

Testosterone and protein bars are not enough to make do

A women's what he needs, a legacy and kingdom

But he's ignorant and ugly, so celibate is he

Stage one, meet girl

Stage two, fuck up

Stage three, cry

Going 70 on a 30

Stage four, harbor

Goddamn (Anger)

Stage five, curl up and die

He hates girls, but he wanna be a princess

He hates girls, but he fucks them in excess

Cruising with his boys and gagging over Joe Rogan

He hates girls, but he wanna be a princess, uh-oh

He wanna be a princess, uh-oh

Married to the hustle, he really is the prize

Six-foot-one with a Napoleon complex, what a mess

Punching holes in walls, guzzling glunts

He was that one friend where you go to his house and he'd call his momma "cunt"

Stage one, meet girl

Stage two, fuck up

Stage three, cry

Going 70 on a 30

Stage four, harbor

Goddamn (Anger)

Stage five, curl up and die

He hates girls, but he wanna be a princess

He hates girls, but he fucks them in excess

Cruising with his boys and gagging over Joe Rogan

He hates girls, but he wanna be a princess, uh-oh

He wanna be a princess, uh-oh

Pussy ass ****, ah

You're a pussy ass ****

Why you talking to a femme like that? Treating them like that?

You're a pussy ass ****

And he wanna be a princess

He hates girls, but he wanna be a princess

He hates girls, but he fucks them in excess (Fucks them)

Cruising with his boys and gagging over Joe Rogan

He hates girls, but he wanna be a (Hates girls)

Pussy ass ****, ah

You miss a hundred per cent of the shots you don't take

You're a pussy ass ****

Phillipians 4:13

Why you talking to a femme like that? Treating them like that?

I'm the alpha, ball is life

You're a pussy ass ****

Class of 2021

And he wanna be a princess