Coin-Operated Boy

Coin-operated boy

Sitting on the shelf, he is just a toy

But I turn him on and he comes to life

Automatic joy, that is why I want a coin-operated boy

Made of plastic and elastic

He is rugged and long-lasting

Who could ever, ever ask for more?

Love without complications galore

Many shapes and weights to choose from

I will never leave my bedroom

I will never cry at night again

Wrap my arms around him and pretend

Coin-operated boy

All the other real ones that are destroyed

Cannot hold a candle to my new boy, and I'll

Never let him go, and I'll never be alone, and I'll never let him go

And I'll never be alone, go, and I'll never be alone, go

And I'll never be alone, go, and I'll never be alone, go

And I'll never be alone, not with my

Coin-operated boy

This bridge was written to make you feel smittener

With my sad picture of girl getting bitterer

Can you extract me from my plastic fantasy?

I didn't think so, but I'm still convince-able

Will you persist even after I bet you

A billion dollars that I'll never love you?

And will you persist even after I kiss you

Goodbye for the last time, will you keep trying to prove it?

I'm dying to lose it, I'm losing my confidence

I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it

I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you

I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you

I want a, I want a, I want a, I want a

Coin-operated boy

If I had a star to wish on, for my life I can't imagine

Any flesh and blood could be his match

I can even take him in the bath

Coin-operated boy

He may not be real experienced with girls

But I know he feels like a boy should feel

Isn't that the point? That is why I want

A coin-operated boy

With a pretty coin-operated voice

Saying that he loves me, that he's thinking of me

Straight up to the point, that is why I want a coin-operated boy