I Can't Do It Alone

Ladies and gentlemen Miss Velma Kelly in an act of desperation My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop My sister and I were headed straight for the top My sister and I earned a thou' a week at least, oh sure But my sister is now unfortunately deceased Oh I know it's sad of course But a fact is still a fact And now all that remains is the remains Of a perfect Double Act Roxie do you know you are exactly the same size as my sister? Oh you would fit into her wardrobe perfectly Look, a-ha, why don't I just show you some of the act, huh? Watch this Now you have to imagine this with two people It's swell with two people First I'd 'Bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada-bada' Drums Then she'd 'Wah-wah-wah-wah wah-wah-wah-wah' Saxophone Then we'd 'Bada-bada-bada wada wah-wah' together But I can't do it alone Then she'd Then I'd Then we'd But I can't do it alone She'd say "What's your sister like?" I'd say "Men!" Yuck yuck yuck! She'd say, "You're the cat's meow" Then we'd wow the crowd again When she'd go I'd go We'd go And then those ding dong daddies started to roar Whistled, stomped and stamped on the floor Yelling, screaming, begging for more And we'd say, "Ok fellas, keep your socks up You ain't seen nothing yet!" But I simply cannot do it alone Well what'd ya think? Come on, look, you can say "Pfft!" Ok, ok, uh Well the first part can always be rewritten, yeah sure But the second part was really nifty Ok, watch this Then she'd Then I'd See get it? Right? I kick really high Then we'd But I can't do it alone She'd say, "What state's Chicago in?" I'd say, "ill!" Did you get that? She'd say, "Turn your motor off!" "Ring-ung-ung-ung" I can hear 'em cheerin' still When she'd go I'd go We'd go Sideways! And then those two-bit Johnnys did it aproud To cheer the best attraction in town They nearly tore the balcony down And we'd say "Ok fellas, ok we're going home But here's a few more partin' shots!" And this, oh, this we did in perfect unison Ch-ch-ch-ch Cymbals, crash-crash-crash Now you see me going through it You can see there's nothing to it But I simply cannot do it Alone!