The Grocery Store

It's love at first sight, I saw her turn right

I saw her heading right for the aisle with ripened apples

I stole a glance as she sorted through her bag

But she caught me, "Come on, stop being such a pussy"

I gotta move closer, go hide by the grocer

Examining navel oranges as I adore her

I know it's coy, but hey, that's not the point

I can't help it, and oh, man

If you only knew half the things I wanna do

Let's trade this store for the silence of my world

Half the things I wanna do

Let's trade this store for the silence of my world

Half the things I wanna do

Let's trade this store for the silence of my world

Half the things I wanna do

Let's trade this store for the silence of my room

There she is (who cares?), look up, smile (she's out of your league)

She's coming this way, do something (you've got no chance)

Look up (no chance in hell), smile (it doesn't matter)

Say hello (you don't matter), say anything (turn around and go)

She's going now, (oh) fuck it

This is the story of my life

This is the story of my life

If you only knew half the things I wanna do

Let's trade this store for the silence of my life

Half the things I wanna do

Let's trade this store for the silence of my life

Half the things I wanna do (singing nothing, but it's something)

Let's trade this store for the silence of my life

Half the things I wanna do (singing nothing, but it's something)

Let's trade this store for the silence of my room