Taking a ride on the ghost train

Looking around at everyone

Taking a ride on the ghost train

Don't you know everyone?

Wonderin' where they'll be taking the fare

Card sharpin', shootin' one another for a comfortable chair

The passengers sit on the ghost train

On the ghost train, wondering when they'll arrive

The faces don't fit on the ghost train

On the ghost train, wondering if they will survive

They driver is blind when there's snot on the line

He gets hard of hearing in the cabin when the weather is fine

Taking a ride on the ghost train

It's been a long, long ride on the ghost train

It's been a long, long ride on the ghost train

(Long ride on the ghost train)

When will it arrive? (The ghost train)

Is there a man alive? (The Ghost train)

Who's qualified to drive (The ghost train?)

Are you allowed to drive (The ghost train?)

Claimin' your seat on the ghost train

On the ghost train, it don't come everyday

Claimin' your seat on the ghost train

(On the ghost train) This train's speedin' up as it enters the fray

There's only one class, the first and the last

The ghost train's pickin' up speed, now it's travellin' fast

Taking a ride on the ghost train

It's been a long, long ride on the ghost train

It's been a long, long ride on the ghost train

(Long ride on the ghost train)

When will it arrive? (The ghost train)

Is there a man alive? (The Ghost train)

Who's qualified to drive (The ghost train?)

Are you allowed to drive (The ghost train?)

When will it arrive? (The ghost train)

Is there a man alive? (The Ghost train)

Who's qualified to drive (The ghost train?)

Are you allowed to drive (The ghost train?)

When will it arrive? (The ghost train)

Is there a man alive? (The Ghost train)

Who's qualified to drive (The ghost train?)

Are you allowed to drive (The ghost train?)

When will it arrive? (The ghost train)

Is there a man alive? (The Ghost train)

Who's qualified to drive (The ghost train?)

Are you allowed to drive (The ghost train?)