I Love My Wife

I love my wife

What should I do?

I went to see a specialist

But when he was through

He told me it's hopeless

I'm stricken for life

"My son," he said

"Get back to bed

You happen to love your wife"

Other men love famous stars

But not I

The sort you worship from afar

And I tried

Other men love femme fatales

Sveltely dressed

But when I'm with those femme fatales

I get depressed, 'cause

I love my wife

How will it end?

I love her as a lover and

Not just as a friend

It may be abnormal

With drama, it's rife

But nevertheless, I confess

I love my wife

It may be abnormal

With drama it's rife

But nevertheless

I confess

Nevertheless, I confess

I love my wife

I love my wife

I love my wife

Doo-de-doo-do-doo-doo-dee-dee

I adore my wife!