Slap That Bass

Zoom - zoom, zoom - zoom

The world is in a mess

With politics and taxes

And people grinding axes

There's no happiness

Zoom - zoom, zoom - zoom

Rhythm lead your ace!

The future doesn't fret me

If I can only get me

Someone to slap that bass

Happiness is not a riddle

When I'm list'ning to that big bass fiddle

Slap that bass -

Slap it till it's dizzy

Slap that bass -

Keep the rhythm busy

Zoom, zoom, zoom -

Misery - You got to go

Slap that bass -

Use it like a tonic

Slap that bass -

Keep your Philharmonic

Zoom, zoom, zoom -

And the milk and honey will flow!

Dictators would be better off

If they zoom-zoomed now and then

Today you can see that the happiest of men

All got rhythm

In which case

If you want to bubble -

Slap that bass

Slap away your trouble

Learn to zoom, zoom, zoom -

Slap that bass!

Dictators would be better off

If they zoom-zoomed now and then

Today you can see that the happiest men

All got rhythm

All got rhythm

In which case if you want to bubble

Slap that bass

Slap away your trouble

Learn to zoom zoom zoom

Slap that bass!!