Monsters Under the Bed

There are, So many hours in the day I know I've got work to do but hey My will to move or even use my brain Is whethered by eternal english rain And when the talk show ends I scream Right at the screen for more pregnant teens I can't fall asleep It's almost 3 So I water the flowers out on the street I spent 5 hours on the net Last night Avoidin' the monsters under my bed With square eyes How fun-fucking-tabulous it is To be so scared of the dark like this I know I've got work to do It's a bitch I'm staggering 'round I can't find the switch I spent 5 hours on the net last Avoidin' the monsters under my bed With square eyes Now I dare not stick my feet off the end In case they bite And sing the monster song La-da-dup-ba-da-bow-ah [x4] There are, So many hours in the day To address this problem in some way Some barbie doll talks of carb intake I turn it off For now I'm okay